Waxing on Celebrities
Poem (audio)
Reposted, originally from 2023
We prefer wax museum version of celebrities
better than phony ones in the flesh.
No chance they will disappoint us
nor fall short of expectations.
Snap, snap away— they'll give us the time of the day
for selfies- and won't snap back at us
with pompous attitude.
Some real phony ones in the flesh
would rather be their waxed likeness
from Ripley's and Madame Tussauds.
That way, they’d be glamorously
featured and forever immortalized,
get such clamorous adulation
and feel absolutely nothing
while looking stunningly perfect all the time.
Check out the realm of Marinarena via Campsite.
Buy travel and stuff:
Stock up on writer’s fuel- Great coffees & teas
Summer bundles are selling out: Coffee Brand Coffee
Save $$$ with code: marinarena
“We prefer wax museum version of celebrities
better than phony ones in the flesh.” — Amen!
You certainly have shined a bright light onto the Hollywood culture. Hope it’s not so bright that the better versions of themselves begin melting, lol! I really enjoyed this, Marinarena!